For some strange reason, people always seem to know how to say insults in other languages before actually learning the language. Here are some of the best and funniest French insults you can say to someone. We’re not sure where they come from but all we know is that the English translations are hilarious. Have fun asking your friends and family to guess what they mean.
What are the best French insults?
Okay, these insults may not be the best, but they’re the funniest!
Peau de zob (Penis skin face)
Con comme ses pieds (As stupid as his feet)
Vous avez le cerveau d’un sandwich au fromage (You have the brain of a cheese sandwich)
Sous-merde (Someone not worthy even of being called a shit)
Blaireau (Badger)
Elle pète plus haut que son cul (She farts higher than her butt)
Tu parles français comme une vache espagnol (You talk French like a Spanish cow)
Va te pendre avec ma bite (Go hang yourself with my dick)
Vous êtes une pomme de terre avec le visage d’un cochon d’inde (You are a potato with the face of a guinea pig)
Ta mère est tellement petite que sa tête pue des pieds (your mother is so small that her head smells like feet)
Do you know other great French insults? Maybe you could ask your Global Lingua teacher for more funny insults?
Sources:
https://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/french-insults-we-need-in-english?utm_term=.sykqjZ388#.opmKeJ8gg
https://www.thelocal.fr/20161005/twelve-french-insults-wed-love-to-have-in-english
https://www.vagabomb.com/French-Insults/
